Yes, LaRetard Ball, You Can Beat Kentucky With 3 White Guys, Even FOUR! Maybe Your Son Getting Torched Was The Problem?

LaRetard Ball
Wisconsin beat an undefeated 38-0 Kentucky Team in the 2015 Final Four using four white starters

“Realistically you can’t win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow”

–LaRetard Ball

I know that sounds like fake news, but no, he actually said that  and he’ll get a pass and not be called a Racist by ESPN and the leftist media, but the real issue was not the talented white guys on UCLA, it was LaRetard’s son Lonzo Ball getting torched by Kentucky’s De’Aaron Fox. That’s why UCLA can’t win no championship.

Lonzo Ball getting Torched

But the reality is, that  Lonzo Ball got outscored 39-10 by the OTHER white starters on his team. He also got outscored 39-10 by the OTHER team’s point guard. That’s a 78-10 Lavar Ball’s MOUTH got outscored by REALITY. Guess what else is a part of REALITY, LaRetard?

Michael Fucking Jordan. No, you would not beat Michael Jordan if he had both hand tied behind his back and you were allowed to shoot at an 8 foot rim. Not in this or any known universe.

But here’s another story Leftist ESPN is not covering. Not that the Ball Family’s life was not weird already, but things got really creepy when Lonzo’s mom Tina has a stroke on Feb. 21, 2017 and her active twitter account goes dead.

“Notice, she is not at any games, she is not at work, and she is not at home. Someone needs to ask the question, where is Tina? She is severely disabled and paralyzed on right side. Cannot talk and is questionable about her comprehension. Left side of her brain impacted with massive stroke, while at home on Feb. 21 (school holiday – President’s day). Tina is a PE teacher in [City of school],CA [Name of school].
Feb. 20: Tina Ball admitted at [Name of first hospital] ICU
Feb. 21: Surgery to remove a portion of her skull to reduce swelling from the stroke (evening)
Feb 21: Chino Hills vs LB Poly @ Cerritos College – evening game (same time as surgery) Lavar & Lonzo at the game with the other Ball boys – missed the surgery and post op. Did not come to hospital during or after surgery.
The Ball boys are not allowed to see their mother,

Tina Ball
Tina Ball

Lavar is afraid it will take away from their game(s). Lonzo had big game at ASU and U of A later that week. Also, media buzz would take away from all the interviews and media touring for Lavar + BBB brand would suffer. It literally is bigger than Tina’s life, as evidenced by Lavar’s approach.
As a family member, I am embarrassed and feel so sorry for Tina, since Lavar is on a media tour, he visits her rarely, while her mother has stayed by her side continuously.”

Ball Family Member (believed to be Lavar’s father/ Lonzo and LaMelo’s Grandfather)


Where’s your WIFE LaRetard? and are you really keeping Lonzo and LiAngelo and LaMelo from seeing their moms because you are worried about in impacting YOUR BRAND and SALES?

That’s pretty fucked up even for a megalomaniac like yourself.

Look, Lavar, we get it. Self promotion, it’s the all American way. Go’head get that shoe contract if you can…in fact, I got an idea for mutual self promtion….Here’s the deal…In fact, LaRetard, you could not beat ME, Money Mike, an old 6’0/155lb white guy in one on one. I live right up the hill from Chino, so should be no prob. to set this up.I’ll humiliate you like I was Jason Williams or The Professor and you are a bloated 400 lb Sean Kemp. You are too fat and slow and stupid to be able to stop me. You up for it, LaFatTard?

We are all for self promotion here at ETARD MEDIA, the only site which predicted Trump Wire to Wire, which is why we will HAPPILY DESTROY Lavar Ball in a game of one on one, so Michael Jordan doesn’t have to.

But seriously Lavar, let those kids see their moms, and we hope and pray that she pulls out of this.

As for your brand? the only thing negatively impacting your brand right now is


But seriously, one on one up to 21, make it take it. When I beat you, I get a 2 percent stake in the shoe contract, and I get to interview LaMelo? Deal?