Hi Mark! My name is Michael and just in case your FAKE NEWS nazis are patrolling, I predicted the Trump Landslide wire to wire with STUNNING ACCURACY. Which makes me about a hundred times smarter and less FAKE than you and every other witless establishment mainstream globalist rino or libtard who smugly tried to RAM INEVITABLE HILLARY CLINTON down our throats by any FAKE NEWS necessary.
Your side FAILED. YOU LOST!
PAY ATTENTION. THIS IS HOW YOU DO A LECTURE MARK:
Sit down, shut up and listen because it wasn’t RUSSIA’s fault. It wasn’t Mark Zuckerberg or Facebook’s fault (get over yourself Mark!) and it wasn’t COMEY’s fault that Donald J. Trump seized control of the (failing) Free World.
It was OUR FAULT Mark, and don’t you DARE apologize for what WE DID again, because your arrogance and stupidity just ENRAGES US even more!
WE DID IT Mark.
The trolls and the Deplorables. The hard working taxpayers and the suburban moms. The Catholics and other Christians who don’t say as many Hail Marys. We saw our glorious, brilliantly Exceptional nation eviscerated from within. Plundered by globalist islamist friendly billionaires like you. We revolted Mark. Against YOU the rest of the Jack Pack (Warren Buffet, George Soros, Mark Cuban, Bill Gates, Carlos Slim) and the rest of you dumbf*cking globalist billionaire retards who don’t like borders or walls, UNLESS THEY ARE FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING MANSIONS!
First of all Mark, get an editor and/or a brain. 6000 words? Seriously Zuck? WTF? You’re really going to bring us together by apologizing for Trump getting elected, and then explaining what you are going to do to fix this horrible situation WHICH THE CITIZENS OF YOUR COUNTRY FUCKING VOTED FOR!!!?
Forget being a horrible writer and thinker. For starters, you’re a rabid flaming Globalist who opines: “Instead of building walls, we can help build bridges” while you get medieval and BUILD A FUCKING WALL AROUND YOUR $100 million Hawaii Hideout. You and Barack Obama with the walls…
So Obama is building a Great Wall ? Nice! pic.twitter.com/qqCPlDnCOA
— Tracy (@GigiTracyXO) January 6, 2017
No offense, Mark, but your condescending 6000 word lecture is FAKE NEWS because just like the rest of the liberal ESTABLISHMENT, you haven’t learned a GD thing over the historic drubbing of the Liberati in 2016. At least half of us think you’re an UBERTARD and nothing you say about “diversity” “inclusiveness” “connectedness” or “social” means jackfucking shit to us. It’s all fake news. Like Barack Obama and the rest of you America Hating Libtards, here’s your basic message, even though you are too cowardly to state it plainly:
America is bad. The rest of the world is good
SORRY MARK, BUT THAT’S FAKE NEWS!
There’s a reason America is not a cesspool of corruption, misery and despair. There’s a reason America is not a broken down third world shithole. There’s a reason you were able to become a billionaire HERE, MARK, despite the fact that you are apparently a CLUELESS FUCKING RETARD who doesn’t understand this country or the people who elected this president. If America made someone as dumb as you a multi multi Billionaire, than THERE’S NOTHING THE FUCK WRONG WITH IT MARK! THIS IS PARADISE!
AMERICA DOES NOT NEED YOUR LIBTARD FIXES. WE JUST REJECTED THAT! SHUT THE HELL UP AND RUN YOUR SITE AND IF YOU WANT TO LECTURE, DO IT IN THE FACEBOOK AUDITORIUM OR Go to the interior of Apple’s Spaceship campus where you might have a friendly crowd.
We don’t work for you Mark. If we want your advice, we’ll ask for it. Stop polluting our newsfeeds with your left wing FAKE NEWS globalist manifestos! YOUR SIDE LOST! GET OVER IT!
We don’t want to build bridges with you Mark. We want to smash the shit out of your Globalist Dreams.
We don’t like you Mark. You’re the very picture of an effete insufferable clueless liberal billionaire living in a bubble. Walls for YOU but not for US. Classic.
We don’t work for you! We don’t give a crap what you think! You’re not our CEO. You’re a stupid dork who got lucky and now a few billion people are USING (operative word Mark, because you and your site are a TOOL) the site you created so you could get a better girlfriend. Good onya! Now STEP ASIDE!
This is not your site to lead. It’s cute that you think it still belongs to you and that we are your loyal sheep. You don’t get to tell us what to do. You don’t get to tell us what this site is about, or where it’s going or how to use it. We don’t need your help you stupid retard! Who the F. do you think you are?
WE’VE HAD IT WITH YOU LEFT WING BILLIONAIRE IDIOTS!
You want to save the fucking world? Great! Go give all your money away to poor people, because the rest of us are too busy busting our asses trying to get where you are, so we can be just as insufferable of a clueless fucking retard as you.
6000 words? Here, I didn’t even read your globalist clapcrap, but I could write it for you in 16 words. I already know what you are going to try to say..
Globalism Good. White Bad. Brown Good. More Muslim Invasion. Christian Bad. Borders, Walls Bad.
Shut your Whiny virtue signalling piehole Mark Zuckerberg! We know you want to make America more “connected” and more “diverse” aka more brown and less white. More Muslim and less Christian. Your ilk wants to get rid of whiteness and Christianity because, uh..I guess, to Leftards, those are bad things? Leftards like Zuck won’t come out and SAY that, which is why he had to write a 6000 word manifesto of gobbledygook to obfuscate his True North.
THE UNWRITTEN GLOBALIST MANIFESTO WHITE, CHRISTIAN, JEW = BAD BROWN, MUSLIM = GOOD
How about this, Zuck, whey don’t you go to Saudi Arabia or China and try to make them less Brown? Or less Muslim? Or less Communist? See how that works out?
Now maybe THAT would do the world some fucking good? Shut yer piehole Zuckerberg. Oh, and by the way, if you want to build a bridge with AMERICANS, I offer to represent them. I know you’re proud of your ability to run a mile a day. WOW! That’s great! I’ll go running with you Mark. Let’s run a mile together. But I have to warn you, I used to flirt with 4 minutes and you won’t be able to keep up with me even though I’m a lot older than you.
Let’s do it Mark. Let’s run a mile together? You chicken?
This is me from a recent failed Survivor Audition. Those retards didn’t put me on, so now I’m part of the Media which represents AMERICA, not the Globe.
You want to build a bridge with AMERICA Mark? Here’s your chance. Run a mile with me, Money Mike. I’m reppin’ America, you can rep the Globe. LET’S DO THIS!